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- Aug 12, 1991
- Canada
- Deviant for 11 years
- www.twitter.com/dysfunctionalat
- He / Him
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What's up motherfuckers? My name is Alex. I'm KaixChan's male alter. I'm perverted, vulgar, and swear so much that it should be illegal. I'm a lover of women. I love their tits, their ass, their bodies, everything. Please DO NOT fuckin' lump me with those rapists and general assholes who use women for their own sexual fantasies. Women are precious creations that were not created for us men to fuck with. Treat a woman with respect or don't fuckin' have one, simple as that.
Talk to me if you want. I do bite, but not that hard.
Talk to me if you want. I do bite, but not that hard.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Cinema Bizarre
Favourite Games
Call of Duty
Favourite Gaming Platform
Playstation
Other Interests
Weed
Yo.
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How's it hangin', fuckers? I haven't been online or doin' much of anythin' because my, uh, host isn't depressed as she used to be anymore. It's a good thing and lessens my worries. Instead of worryin' 'bout if she'll off herself I can fuck bitches and play Call of Duty. And light 'er up. Can't forget that important fact.
That's all I wanted to say. I'm gonna continue smokin' my blunt, retweetin' shit, and listenin' to Cinema Bizarre. Bye.
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420, motherfuckers.
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Happy 420 to all of my fellow stoners. I'm gonna light it up in a few and get fuckin' higher than the clouds. It'll be a good time I tell ya. I haven't had a blunt in quite a while so having one will be heaven, or the equivalent of it if I believed in such shit.
Light 'er up, stoners. This is our day and don't let no fucker take it away from ya.
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Twitter? Fuck why not.
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If you fuckers have that thing called Twitter, follow me on it. I'm not sayin' that you fuckin' have to, but my Twitter (why the fuck is it called TWITTER anyway? Fucking stupid name) will be interestin'. At least I fucking hope so.
My name on that bitch is DysfunctionalAT. I'll follow you bitches back if you want to follow me.
Did I mention that I want to get fuckin' stoned right now? But I can't. FUCK.
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